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I am David, born the 1st of march, 1983.
I've been making weird sounds since I was a kid.
I am The Great Onanist Swindle, Tripazoïd CrocoDog Machine, Dick Cheese Toasts and Tardigrades.
I am part of the french label/netlabel Et pourtant ça avait bien commencé.
I am 1/3 of the noise supergroup and writers collective Death By Horsecock.
You can grab most of my stuff for free because that's the way it has to be.
I hope you're having as much fun as I do.

This poor excuse for a website was made using KompoZer and is part of 500ml.
A lot of love goes out to Manuel and Kirsty for providing a little space,
and anyone who's been/being supportive and inspirational in any way.

I dedicate this all to the loving memory of Patrick José Simoes.

Thank you.